Thursday, 30 July 2009

The Doc Tease - The Peas Episode 2

Oh... Whats this? it's only the second instalment of the peas no less! The Doc Tease is not in any way taken from a personal experience of mine... Not at all, it was Marsh!

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Sunday, 5 July 2009

The iPod Deviant - The Peas

About two years ago I wrote a small comic strip, called 'The Peas' and here it is in animated format!

This episode is an adaptation of the comic strip 'The iPod Rapist' I'm sure you'll love it (Please no wanking though)


For those of you that are interested follow the link below to see the original comic strips...

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The Peas come to life!

About two years ago I wrote a small comic strip, called 'The Peas' and here it is in animated format!

This episode is an adaptation of the comic strip 'The iPod Rapist' I'm sure you'll love it (Please no wanking though)




http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=191511476&albumId=653116

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Saturday, 4 July 2009

Website Face Lift & New content coming soon...

Well looky here, look who's just walked into the party like they were walking onto a yacht, why its The Replica Goose Egg .co.uk, wearing some new threads. It looks like it's been on 10 years younger for websites, although that wouldn't really work, (nerdy snigger) cos' cos' that means it would just look like, basic html code, or somthing, you know like web sites did ten years ago... (nerdy snigger) Oh nostalgia, I love nostagia, I remember rattling away on AOL chat to a 13/F that knows far to much about the vietnam war to have just done it in history and insists that I fondle my own bumhole as we while away the time and my dads 30 FREE hours a month.

Oh and there's more content coming soon in the form of films and cartoons. But that's all i'm saying for now... Why? because it's a big fucking secret that's why.

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Thursday, 12 February 2009

Masked Dan's Worst'est Week

For those of you that haven't caught this yet!!

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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

'Addiction' A Paul Minns Story

The party was in full swing. Minnsy was feeling agitated, his left eye began to twitch involuntary.
"You all right sir?" asked the bar tender, pouring him another saucer of double cream.
"Yeah, I'm fine" He replied. He was lying, because he was far from fine, he was trying to get off it, why couldn't he break his addiction? he hated himself, what am I doing? I don't need to do this? I'm stronger than this...

More time had passed, Minnsy had now chugged down 6 saucers of double cream, he was feeling tipsy.
"Minnsy" Adam slurred, he'd had a few as well (beers not creams).
"Yeah, what?" He snapped.
"Woah, whats wrong with you? You look like you need a nap"
"No, I don't want one." Minnsy pushes past Adam and stumbles into toilet. He could now feel his heart beat pumping through his tiny feline skull, boom boom boom. He glares at his reflection in the mirror.
"I loath you!" he wiskers. Sorry I mean whispers.
"I can't take this any more." Minnsy lifts his head slowly. At that moment he notices there's an open window on the back wall of the toilet. He grins to himself, The urge is too much, this is just too perfect.

"Hello, is anyone in here?" Minnsy enquires, he's all alone. He makes his way over to the open window.
"Here friend, here friend, friend, friend, come here friend." he calls.
He waits only a moment, its happening, a shadow appears at the window. Minnsy is getting excited.
"Yes! Oh yes!, come to me, it's ok, it's fuuuun!  He growls.

This was the moment that an innocent bystander after hearing the commotion burst into the toilet and took this photograph...


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Sunday, 1 February 2009

The Masked Dan Show - Episode 1

"Oh here's a silly idea that we will never do". I said to myself on Friday. It is now Sunday evening and the silly idea has very much been done. Masked Dan has been given his own podcast.

In this the (pilot episode) he is sent to the film premier of 'Revolutionary Road', he talks and talks about his comeback gig at the Adelphi. Its all very tedious stuff to be honest and not even worth bothering listening to. Infact to listen to this drivel would prove beyond any doubt that 'YOU' the reader of this blog post are a bloody idiot. That said the world needs an idiot, someone has to buy burgundy coloured trainers or wank at work in a toilet cubicle just loud enough that everone knows what you are doing you dirty little slug even though in your mind it is the stealthiest tug you have ever had.

All that said you might like it...

Click here to download!

Adam

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Friday, 30 January 2009

I'll come...(yeah course you will Judas) The Adelphi 29/01/2009

Hellough there.

I'd like to start by giving a speacial thanks to Jim, Marsh and Amy who turned up to watch Masked Dan disgust and offend a room of strangers at the Adelphi Club, Hull. Oh, and thanks to Janey for not stopping him...

"I love playing the Adelphi club, the only club in the world that was whittled down from one giant lump of phlegm left over from the big bang, and it stinks of piss" Dan commented after the show.

Unlike many other big lumps of phlegm, this wonderfull little club, on a good night and with the right crowd can generate an excellent atmosphere. This was one of those good nights.

"The audience where tremendous, a bunch of ugly fuckers who looked like they'd spent all day filling skips with gravel and used oil filters, but great" Said Dan.

For the full interview, listen to Masked Dan's new podcast, 'The Masked Dan show' coming very soon. Details to follow shortly.

Adam

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